Silly Jokes

1. Supervisor Quoting wrong

*Examination started*
All the students completed the paper on time, and the bell rang for the completion of time of examination. Still one student was writing the examination. Instead of various warnings by the supervisor for submitting the paper, he did not present the same. After he had completed the paper, he asked the supervisor to take it. Supervisor denied and told “You are late. This answer sheet will not be accepted.” A student asked the supervisor, “Do you know who I am?” Supervisor answered “No.” The student mixed up all the answer sheets and ran away.


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2. Take it to an amusement park!

Two brothers were walking around the road and found some police officers and the policemen were abused by the actions of the younger brother. The policemen asked the elder brother to take the younger brother to the amusement park. He nodded his head with acceptance. Next day, the policemen found both of them on the same road, he asked, “Didn’t you take the younger brother to the amusement park?” The elder brother answered “I did. Today we are going to the cinema.”


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3. Mark went to the doctor for a check-up where the doctor found a very suspicious thing. He told Mark. There is one bad news and one good news. Which one should I say to you first? Mark told, say good one first. Doctor said – “You have 24 hours to live.” Mark replied, “Is that good news, then what the bad news is?” Doctor replied, “I must have told you this good news yesterday if you have came up.”

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